I wonder about some letters in the alphabet
By far the most ridiculus letter is "doubleyou'. It's not a letter, it's a compound word fer goodness sake. That's crazy. Oh, did you see that? I just used a 'z' in the word crazy. The letter z rarely happens. I'm not complaing, I love z's and w's, but something about our alphabet seems inefficient, and plain quirky. Which brings me to my final point. Look at that word I just used---quirky. I love the letter q also but it is a joke. Why is the letter 'q' so illegitimate? Because it hasn't the gonads to get out there and exist on its own. It's so codependent that where ever it goes, it has to take a 'u' along with it to prop it up. Just try, I dare say, try to find a word that begins with q and is not followed by a u. Think about it: quell the qualms, quash the quagmire, quit sewing the quilt, quarell over the quarters, quest after the questions I ask you my friend. What's the deal? Our alphabet seems a little out of whack.
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