One time I was chillin outside while the neighbors came over and unbeknownst to me, they had all been dusting the pony. It was so crazy. I wanted to go up to them and ask them if they were feeling alright, but they came and went so fast I didn't want to tease the 'tater. That was whoa.

Anyway, tonight should be fun, I am going to be twirling the ol' peach, if you know what I mean. I'm gonna do all I can to have a good time, and dip the puppy too while I'm at it. Ok ok, just kidding, I've been playing with The Always Amusing Euphemism Generator.