In Munich
the airport was very swanky
Glass lined the view on either side
Structures within were pale green
or maybe closer to baby green

There was glass in the bathroom
Also, some strange hand-drying technology
was found therein
It was very odd
It was cloth that hung from a machine
and as you pulled it
a motor within returned your request
Then when finished
it recoiled the loose cloth
Unsettling it was,
for all hands shared the same piece of cloth

The bathroom was my first destination
when I exited the plane
And along the way
everybody was in my way
stepping where I should be stepping

Smoking was permitted
and many people sat in the midst of smoke
A lot of jolly fellows gathered
to share a smoke
Most of whom
wore matching painter's caps
One of those fellows choose not to wear the cap
Instead he sported the slick-back
Haven't seen that one in a while

Occasionally airport security walked by
with ak-47s flanked about their waists