It's funny that I should call people midgets
but I do
I stand 5 foot 5 strong
while they approach maximum height
But the only thing they tower over is the doorknob
for which they know not which way it turns

And if that door should stand open before them
they shall shrink in size
because of the perils of truth ahead
that contradict their true stature

Indeed I stepped thru forthright
and I found you cowered in the closet
A tall midget
plagued by short vision

Inches they have
and look on me with vertical blinders
with fear to look down
But it is a trick
because as they look down
on me
I am looking down
on them
from a lofty perch in the sky.

These present-minded midgets.