That's What I Done Did
I once knew this fellow named Ben Dunn, and he had a story for everything you could think of. You couldn't mention a person, place or thing that he hadn't talk to, been to, or done. Tornadoes? Did that. Lottery winnings? Yep. Famous race cars drivers and professional wrestlers? Everybody's got cousins you know. The funniest part tho was his name---Ben Dunn. His name should tell you right off that if something has even a remote chance of happening, Ben Dunn can tell you how it's been done, or could've been done somewhere else, or maybe should've been done better. Becase after all, if it's been done, Ben Dunn done did it.